Welcome to the personal website of Darryl Blonski
Most of the things on this site are real. Some are fake. The work stuff is real, and if I'm complaining about something, that's real too. If it seems like a joke, it probably is one. Unless it makes me look somehow good. Then I'm not joking at all.
If your antivirus or antispyware software pops up with a warning anywhere on this page, let me know and I will replace it with something your software doesn't know about yet.
You see! That was a joke. Now if I had said that Denny's on Rt. 18 in East Brunswick, NJ has lousy service, then that wouldn't be a joke. Their service has sucked every time I've been in there. Lose my drink order, will you...