Welcome to the personal website of Darryl Blonski!
Most of the things on this site are real. Some are fake. The work stuff is real, and if I'm complaining about something, that's real too. If it seems like a joke, it probably is one. Unless it makes me look somehow good. Then I'm not joking at all.
If your antivirus or antispyware software pops up with a warning anywhere on this page, let me know and I will replace it with something your software doesn't know about yet.
You see! That was a joke. Now if I had said that I'd rather eat my shoes than at Jack Bakers American Grill, then that wouldn't be a joke. It doesn't even matter which pair...
